I feel like being silly.

So, I thought I'd share something I wrote a few months back for my man.

Who dis be?

It's the W-I-F-E,

Here to make her man laugh n say tee-hee-hee.

Hee hee hee,What'cha know about me?
I gots blond hair and I cry so easily.
I don't make your bed up and I go to mine early,but when I lay my lovin down I cover you - for surely.

No my name ain't Chloe, or Channel or Fergie,

It's the J-E-S-S-I-C-A,and yes you know just how I play,

I go to my job-ie where I makes ma money,

and if I run out than I call ma honey.

He's Nate,
The Dogg,

the D-O double G,

And now this dogg be answering to me-hee-hee!

You may have to know my husband to fully appreciate this lyrical explosion (LOL), but I get repeat requests from my babies to perform this so at least it's entertaining at the preschool/elementary level. Which is more than I can say for some of the stuff I hear on the radio.

[But seriously... any agents out there, hit me up.]